Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.”
Sunday:
What I’m feeling right now. Seven Essays to do… Five of which is due tomorrow.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: shutyourface09, via ellenvivienne)

| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |
